Think about dolphins…
November 28th, 2004 | Published in oh hell
(14:32:44) cfusion997: damn do i hate hair!
(14:58:37) Eli Dow: haha
(14:58:43) Eli Dow: down with hair!
(14:58:45) cfusion997: right
(14:59:00) cfusion997: i realized just how much time i spend dealing with hair
(14:59:10) Eli Dow: far too much 
(14:59:11) cfusion997: washing it, combing it, cleaning it off my jacket
(14:59:21) cfusion997: finding it on the floor or carpet
(14:59:34) cfusion997: cutting it…
(14:59:43) cfusion997: i mean honestly… do we *really* need it anymore?
(14:59:50) cfusion997: i say no!
(15:00:06) Eli Dow: NO
(15:00:09) Eli Dow: up for evolution!
(15:00:18) Eli Dow: less hair == more evolved!
(15:00:22) cfusion997: homo sapien sapien no longer has a need to keep its chapeau warm in a natural manner
(15:00:22) Eli Dow: think about dolphins man
(15:00:28) Eli Dow: indeed
(15:00:29) cfusion997: just slap a hat on that sucker and voila!
(15:00:53) Eli Dow: ever wonder why the typical grey “alien” had no fucking hair and large eyes!
(15:00:59) Eli Dow: its a sign of evolution bitches!
(15:01:07) cfusion997: right!
